From MAILER-DAEMON Sat Jul 9 12:57:50 2005 Date: 09 Jul 2005 12:57:50 -0700 From: Mail System Internal Data Subject: DON'T DELETE THIS MESSAGE -- FOLDER INTERNAL DATA X-IMAP: 1120939092 0000000000 Status: RO This text is part of the internal format of your mail folder, and is not a real message. It is created automatically by the mail system software. If deleted, important folder data will be lost, and it will be re-created with the data reset to initial values. From vcf@siconic.com Fri Jul 8 09:09:59 2005 -0700 Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 09:09:58 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: NEEDED.........Vintage Computer Festival In-Reply-To: <200507080827.j688RIn00735@siconic.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Fri, 8 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > Hello, > How you doing am really intrested in buying your items,Can you please furnish me with present codition of your items and the price, it is needed urgently in UK, I will be paying as soon as I confirm my choice. I will be waiting to hear from you, Do note that I will be paying by cashiers check or money order and you will wait till when the gazated check is cleared from any of your Bank.I earnestly anticipate your urgent reponse Yours sincerely, > Thanks. > Peace be with you and your family. Hi Andy Larry. The total is $8,965.23! You must send it immediately to: George & Dickie's Country Bazaar 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 Please rush payment or the price will go up by 10%!! And thank you for your order!!! -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ] From vcf@siconic.com Fri Jul 8 10:26:16 2005 -0700 Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 10:26:15 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: NEEDED.........Vintage Computer Festival In-Reply-To: <20050708171405.20347.qmail@web31215.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Fri, 8 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > Hello, > Thanks i got your mail, i want you to know that the order is too much, i intend to get an items of about $700 or $ 1,000. so if you have any items of that amount. Do get back to me asap. > Thanks > Peace be with you and your family. Ok, I'll just remove the batteries and the circuit boards and send you a empty shell! Your price is now $999.99!! Please send payment immediately to: > George & Dickie's Country Bazaar > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW > Washington, DC 20500 Payment must be received in 285,000 micro-Fortnights or else the price will go up by 50%!!! > > > > > > > > > Vintage Computer Festival wrote: > On Fri, 8 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > > > Hello, > > How you doing am really intrested in buying your items,Can you please furnish me with present codition of your items and the price, it is needed urgently in UK, I will be paying as soon as I confirm my choice. I will be waiting to hear from you, Do note that I will be paying by cashiers check or money order and you will wait till when the gazated check is cleared from any of your Bank.I earnestly anticipate your urgent reponse Yours sincerely, > > Thanks. > > Peace be with you and your family. > > Hi Andy Larry. > > The total is $8,965.23! You must send it immediately to: > > George & Dickie's Country Bazaar > 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW > Washington, DC 20500 > > Please rush payment or the price will go up by 10%!! > > And thank you for your order!!! > > -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ] From vcf@siconic.com Fri Jul 8 22:25:03 2005 -0700 Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Fri, 8 Jul 2005 22:25:03 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: NEEDED.........Vintage Computer Festival In-Reply-To: <20050708194224.50524.qmail@web31214.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Fri, 8 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > Thanks alot,i want you to know that the Money Order,will get to you > by next week,cos we have approched weekend,and courier service,don't > work on weekend,so it will get to you by Next week.And also i will need > your PHONE NUMBER,cos i will like to call you.And as for the shippment > of the item,i will instruct my local shipper's to pick it up,as soon as > the Money Order clears your bank. Ok, you should call me at +1 202 456-2369 and ask for Omar Abdel Rahman, which is the name of my warehouse supervisor. He will be able to help you with any questions. If you don't get an answer there, try +1 202 456 1414 and ask for Khalid Sheikh Mohammed. He is my secretary and will be able to put you in touch with me directly. I am usually out on business so it is best to first call Omar Abdel Rahman, and then call Khalid Sheikh Mohammed second. Please call and make arrangements soon as we will require payment within 48 hours to avoid cancellation of the order. We can be reached 24 hours a day so call anytime. > Thanks > Peace and Love. Thank you, peace be unto you oh salty one. -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ] From vcf@siconic.com Sat Jul 9 04:04:43 2005 -0700 Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Sat, 9 Jul 2005 04:04:42 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: Do get back to me asap... In-Reply-To: <20050709094424.6086.qmail@web31203.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Sat, 9 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > How you doing over there,i got your mail and am really happy to be > in business with you,i want you to know that the Money Order by next > week. Bob's your uncle. > My main importance of sending this mail is to crave your sense of > honesty and sincerety with respect to this transaction. As soon as i saw > your advertised for sale, i had to get across to one of my business > associates in the (CANADA) telling him i've got the product i'm > searching for and that he has to make my funds available for the payment > with respect to funds owed on our past business transaction. Groovy, man. > He assured me he would make the payments (CERTISFIED MONEY ORDER) > available for the payment. I would instruct him to get the check across > to you (ASAP). And as soon as you receive the payments i would want you > to get it deposited in your Bank immediately. Ok, but please make sure you make the certified money order to Khalid Sheikh Mohammed!! The payment must be in his name because his name is on the bank account. So please write "Khalid Sheikh Mohammed" on the money order!!! > As soon as you are through with these you would need to get to > deduct your amount($999.99) from the total($6,300) which will be sent to > you and send the balance(difference) to me here via WESTERNUNION at the > nearest WESTERNUNION offices .if we can have this agreement sealed in > good faith of lord,i want you to get back to me asap. Ok, but I'll need your penis size for verification. > Note; this is my shipping address for the package; > Attn; > Andy Larry > 75,Tottenham Court Road > London W1T 4TD UK. I shall send you some free Avon lipstick samples. May the goats of Jalalalalabad bring you many children. -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ] From vcf@siconic.com Sat Jul 9 11:04:13 2005 -0700 Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Sat, 9 Jul 2005 11:04:13 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: Do get back to me asap... In-Reply-To: <20050709171426.78394.qmail@web31213.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Sat, 9 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > Thanks alot,i got your mail,i couldn't understand your mail > properly,cos it was scattered,so i want to know if you want me to > instruct my client to send the Money Order of $6,300 to you,and as soon > as the Money Order clears the bank,i want you to deduct the money for > your items,thats $999.99,from it and send the remaining balance to me > here in UK,via WESTERNUNION,and if you have agreed to this,i want you to > send me your full contact address again,i mean your, Hello, my little peanut. I hope this message finds you with your member safe and secure inside your pants. Please send the payment to: > NAME THAT WILL BE ON THE MONEY ORDER....? The name to be on the money order is: Khalid Sheikh Mohammed > ADDRESS.....? > CITY......? > STATE.....? > CODE......? > COUNTRY......? The address is: George & Dickie's Country Bazaar 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500 > PHONE NUMBER....? The phone number is: +1 202 456-2369 > I want you to get back to me fast,so i can send it accross to my > client,so he can mail out the Money Order to you as soon as possible.Do > get back to me asap. Thanks Peace be with you and your family. As soon as your message arrived I put my cock down, pressed pause on the VCR, and wiped off my hands with a tissue. I would not want even my own personal satisfaction to get in the way of our esteemed business dealings. > N.B...PLS WHEN MAILING,PLS ARRANGE IT PROPERLY. Indeed(?) Please send me your home address in case your business address does not accept postage on the Sabbath. With good tidings and CoCo Puffs to you and your homies. Fer shizzle my nizzle. -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ] From vcf@siconic.com Sat Jul 9 12:57:31 2005 -0700 Status: R X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Sat, 9 Jul 2005 12:57:30 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: Do get back to me asap... In-Reply-To: <20050709193928.9249.qmail@web31208.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Sat, 9 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > Thanks alot,i got your mail,i want you to know that i > will send your information to my client in CANADA to mail out the Money > Order to you as soon as possible,and when it is cleared,i want you to > deduct the total money for your item,thats $999.99.and send me the > remaining balance to me here in UK via WESTERNUNION.And if we can get > this transaction sealed in good faith,i want you to know that there are > still more business ahead after this first transaction.Do get back to me > asap. Most Dearest Andy Larry, I just wanted to tell you that this deal is Magically Delicious(tm). It is even a deal that Mikey would like. As such, I am delighted that you have found a way to put more fiber in your diet. As for the products I offer, They're Grrrrreat(tm)! So please, order two scoops(tm) when you receive this first order in good standing. I'm sure you will exclaim, "I'm coocoo for Cocoa Puffs(tm)!" With blessings from the one true God which is the Almight US Dollar I bid you a fond ado and remember that this is only part of a nutritious breakfast which should include eggs, cheese, milk, juice, and some crack cocaine for that extra boost. -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ] From MAILER-DAEMON Thu Jul 14 01:14:58 2005 Date: 14 Jul 2005 01:14:58 -0700 From: Mail System Internal Data Subject: DON'T DELETE THIS MESSAGE -- FOLDER INTERNAL DATA X-IMAP: 1121328920 0000000000 Status: RO This text is part of the internal format of your mail folder, and is not a real message. It is created automatically by the mail system software. If deleted, important folder data will be lost, and it will be re-created with the data reset to initial values. From vcf@siconic.com Thu Jul 14 01:03:55 2005 -0700 Status: X-Status: X-Keywords: Date: Thu, 14 Jul 2005 01:03:54 -0700 (PDT) From: Vintage Computer Festival To: andy larry Subject: Re: Do get back to me asap... In-Reply-To: <20050710132950.52099.qmail@web31212.mail.mud.yahoo.com> Message-ID: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: TEXT/PLAIN; charset=US-ASCII On Sun, 10 Jul 2005, andy larry wrote: > Thanks alot,i want to let you know that the Money Order will get to > you this week,and as soon as it gets to you,i want you to do as > instructed,and as soon as this first transaction goes well,am happy to > tell you that there are still many more business ahead of us,and if my > customers here in UK like your product,you as well be my supplier to the > UK.Do get back to me asap. Dearest and Most Impotent Larry Andy, It is with boner chilling horror and flatulent obscenity that I must report to you this most hemorrhoidal news. On the day before Wednesday, which would be Tuesday, a most unfortunate vaginal flap occured. My pet ostrich (who by coincidence is also named Andy Larry in honor of two of my previous lovers) got out of his entrapment and egressed into the surrouding forest. What was equally odd is that his scallywag of a companion, George W the Chimp, with whom the two cavort and together commit shenanigans o'plenty, was also missing. Come to find that the check you sent, which I would have been happy to report was received at exactly 3:01AM in the morning whilst I snuck a hit at my crack pipe on the porch, was nowhere to be found. I suddenly came to a most disturbing conclusion: George W absconded with the check and took Andy Larry hostage! I grabbed my Bowie knife and my Uzi and dashed into the forest, following the path of feathers that George W ripped out of poor Larry's ass the entire way. I managed to catch up with them eventually (though not without a quick stop along the way to catch my breath and masturbate), and to my shock and discombobulation I found George W forcing Andy to toss his salad, and I think you know what I mean by "salad tossing". With great regret, I raised my Uzi, placed Andy Larry clearly in the crosshairs, and fired. Many times. In fact, a whole clip's worth. I just couldn't bear the thought of my poor ostrich knowing he'd been humiliated in that manner yet unable to express his anger and defilement for he is only a fowl. A foul fowl. Haha. Anyway, George W and I dragged Larry's dead and deceased carcass back to the house, where we plucked him, skinned him, made some prime cuts, and enjoyed a Big Bird Sandwich together (though not without first taking turns having our way with Andy's carcass after a hit off the crack pipe together). Anyway...oh yeah, the check. It turns out my stupid bitch fucking whore of an ex-wife broke into my house and stole it. Something about alimony owed. Cunt. So you'll need to send another please. Can you please send another check to me? It is urgent that you send this check soon or else I will cancel the order and bill you a 20% re-stocking fee!!! Please send the check by Friday or Sunday!!! Thank you my Spear Chucking Companion. -- Sellam Ismail Vintage Computer Festival ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ International Man of Intrigue and Danger http://www.vintage.org [ Old computing resources for business || Buy/Sell/Trade Vintage Computers ] [ and academia at www.VintageTech.com || at http://marketplace.vintage.org ]